Boys Are The Reason Women Are Depressed, Report Finds

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Apparently, there’s such a thing as a yearly “State of Our Happiness” report. And Americans actually shit the bed in 2016 at being joyous( shocker) with exclusively 69 percent claiming to be happy.

“Happiness in the US is on the deterioration. Overall, happiness is equivalent to a D+ in school, ” said Chuck Bolton, the author of the study.

To find this quantity, Bolton and his discipline people interviewed 1,461 people via an on-line survey. They were asked to rate their happy on the usual shit: money, clas, health and fitness, significant other, etc. And while mostly every aspect of these random humans’ lives sucked, the issue that garnered the least favorable responses( especially for women) was their significant other.

If we trust our fellow survey-takers, humanities is not merely suck now, they will suck even more as we age. Women are already dissatisfied with their partners at our age( simply 71% reported gratification) but that pride figure plunges 15 moments among Generation X( 56% ). The grace of aging.

Well color me fucking offended. You entail mortals don’t abruptly become amazing and supportive partners as we get older? Damn. Really throwing me for a loop here.

Despite all the doom and sadnes, millenials appear to be the happiest of all of the other depressed generations with 75% happy. Which is still a neglecting tier for all of us who are too far removed from the beautiful years of college to remember happiness.

Yay. I necessity a fucking cocktail.

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