And sure, the egg appears to work quite well, given the fact that its a fucking hard-handed simmered egg, but still…why scratch an egg on your face? Like, I get expending egg whites in a face concealment or whatever, but youre telling me I should rub a slippery ass, freshly peeled egg, all over my face for…beauty?
A sounding nah to that.
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So thats where all my fucking socks going to go. Crazy people are stealing them to up their makeup play. Seriously, if I am ever will be ready to with one of my besties and she draws out some crusty-ass sock and starts chafing it on her face, Im having her committed. Sorry Katie, youre a ward on the part of states now. Get your shit together and maybe well see you back in normal society soon.
Okay first of all, bra places cost like $40 so I dont certainly see how this is saving you any money. Like , not only is it strange for you to rub a silicone boob on your face, but there isnt even a fiscal income fixed. Bras are fucking expensive! Do you are willing to risk ruining your favorite undergarment by going them low-key covered in blush? It prepares no sense.
Nope. No. No thank you. Thats gonna be a hard pass. Gravely. Just look at the thumbnail of this video. Its horrifying. If I saw someone using this in public, I would call the police. Too, wouldnt this get lube on your face? Who tf wants to get lube on their face? Unless youre into that kind of thing. Which is fine. Precisely, as a general rule, its excellent to keep your sex life segregated from your makeup routine. No need to get those wires crossed.
Againwhy waste a perfectly good tomato? Its like, you could have had a yummy snack that represents you examine health AF, but instead youre a literal lunatic stuck in her room chafing fruit on her face. Only seems unnecessary.
Okay now this is just plain foolish. Are you earnestly telling me that you would rather COOK PANCAKES every time you want to do your makeup, than simply bite the bullet and buy a fucking grace blender? The committee is knock-offs on amazon for like$ 2 that work just fucking fine. Youre telling me that Im gonna have to do a full-on anytime I want to go out? No acces. All the method used would do is lead to a major increase in the amount of flapjacks I snack, which reverberated both delicious and carb-heavy. Im sorry, but I just cant take the health risks. I have a summer torso to maintain.
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