RTAG 10 TT Nonetheless RTAG 13 TT Which former Games legions will pass muster in 2050? In order of reliability : RTAG 14 TTSochi, Russia( 2014)- unreliable RTAG 15 TTGarmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany( 1936)- unreliable RTAG 16 TTVancouver, Canada( 2010)- unreliable RTAG 17 TTOslo, Norway( 1952)- high risk RTAG 18 TTChamonix, France( 1924)- high risk RTAG 19 TTInnsbruck, Austria( 1964, 1976)- high risk RTAG 20 TTSarajevo, Yugoslavia( 1984)- high risk RTAG 21 TTGrenoble, France( 1968)- high risk RTAG 22 TTSquaw Valley, United States( 1960)- high risk RTAG 23 TTTurin, Italy( 2006)- reliable RTAG 24 TTLake Placid, United States( 1932, 1980)- dependable RTAG 25 TTLillehammer, Norway( 1994)- reliable RTAG 26 TTPyeongchang, South Korea( 2018)- reliable RTAG 27 TTNagano, Japan( 1998)- dependable RTAG 28 TTCortina d’Ampezzo, Italy( 1956)- dependable RTAG 29 TTSt. Moritz, Switzerland( 1928, 1948)- reliable RTAG 30 TTSapporo, Japan( 1972)- dependable RTAG 31 TTCalgary, Canada( 1988)- reliable RTAG 32 TTSalt Lake City, United States( 2002)- dependable RTAG 33 TTAlbertville, France( 1992)- reliable RTAG 34 TTBejing, China( 2022)- dependable 7 Beauty Looks For Coachella That Aren’t Flower Crowns Or Those F* cking Dutch Braids

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Festival season is upon us which means that every basic bitch in America is about to start announcing on social media how much of a music connoisseur she is while also Googling where can I buy flower treetop. Even though its only been, like, four months of 2017 Ive already seen too much to its implementation of batshit beauty directions. For pattern , looking like you exactly opened brain the snogged lips trend and using condoms to meld your appearance makeup. That being said, Im already thinking about how Ill need to psych myself up daddy a Xanax before bitches start testing me with their Coachella life choices.

But because I am a generous human, and too because bottles of pinot were “buy one get one” at the storage, I thoughts Id take the time to enlighten you on how to be less basic this celebration season. Here are 7 Coachella beauty tendencies that they are able to take your Instagram story festival look to the next grade 😛 TAGEND

1. Khaleesi Braids

I swear to god if I identify one more long-ass Dutch braid pigtail combo I will lose my goddamn sentiment. Just because Kylie Jenner said so you pinned this look to your festival fashion inspo timber doesnt prepare you original. Instead try these Khaleesi-inspired braids. This mode will stimulate you feel like spawn dragons and destroying mortals, and if theres a better route to garment while listening to mainstream music with rich people dressed like homeless hippies then Id like to hear it. Earnestly, Ill wait…

2. Tiaras

This just in: Tiaras are the brand-new flower treetops because Beyonc said so. For real though, Bey started current trends by demonstrating( everyone) up like a fucking mistres at the Grammys. But if youre appearing creepy about establishing up in a full-on golden headdress then try wearing a simple, fragile tiara. It has that “let them snack cake” vibe thats V favourite in the White House these days. And it still says everything you were hoping to convey on your Instagram story: that people should not stomp their last season Prada shoes at you, honey.

3. Blue Lips

Pinterest has spoken and dark blue lip shade is the official colouring of outpouring. TBH this colouring is speaking to my soul right now. Its V jumpy and though there’s a 100% chance that this will end up all over your appearance by the end of the day this dye is certainly placed you apart from the basic AF crowd. Communicating from experience, merely brace yourself for the inevitable “you merely blew a Smurf” jokes.

4. Pink Eye Makeup

The bad news if you wear your makeup like this parties are going to think youve been snorting Adderall for three days. The good word is, its Coachella so everyones snorting Adderall for daylights! Youll fit right in, kid.

5. Metallic Nails

Chic, jumpy, and it doesnt require your tacks to take a trip to Claire’s to get impaled. Youre welcome.

6. All Glitter Everything

Glitter at a music celebration? Groundbreaking. TBH I couldve written my entire senior thesis on Coachellas toxic relationship with flash but unhappily my prof didnt think there was enough virtue to the subject matter. So insulting. Regardless, glint is the ultimate veer at music carnivals and amongst casual drug users. #TheMoreYouKnow. Theres not enough time in my day to register all the ways you can embarrass your mother wear light so Im just going to list the ones that are the least offensive to me, k?

At the roots of your mane 😛 TAGEND

Cover up your dandruff and/ or oily roots with sheen and dry shampoo= festival logic.

As an under attention accent 😛 TAGEND

Same logic as above but oust “nasty-ass hair” with “ever-expanding under-eye bags”.

As a highlighter 😛 TAGEND

Honestly , no dissents to this look.

7. Braid Chains

The best style to forearm yourself from all the bullshit thats bound to go down this celebration season is with armorfor your “hairs-breadth”. Severely though, this “hairs-breadth” accessory holds off some serious Bad Gal RiRi dont fuck with me vibes, and I am about it. Plus itll obligate your Forever2 1 high-waisted abruptlies and crochet bikini surface seem less slutty-on-a-budget and more slutty-with-money. Which is always my end aim when it comes to choosing outfit accessories.

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