Clinique’s Crayola Crayons Are The Throwback Nobody Asked For

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At firstly, 90 s nostalgia was harmless. Cute, even. But then it extended from mildly obnoxious Buzzfeed listicles to Lisa Frank whisker and now weve reached the moment where Im supposed to pretend to be excited by Crayola face crayons. Yes, Clinique has released a limited publication collecting of their Chubby Stick, and while typing those messages would normally give my mettle aflutter, the collaboration is with Crayola, as in the label of crayons your fucking brother used to shove up his nose. When will the madness objective?

The collection is designed to look like real crayons in the iconic Crayola chest. It exclusively comes in tints of pink and blood-red, so at the least youre not expected to start wearing periwinkle lipstick( hitherto ).

If, for some unfathomable intellect, describing on your face like a kindergartener pleads to you, the regular size deposits go for $17. You can get four minis for $25, or a set of eight if youre prepared to descend $49.50 and your dignity.

I guess the silver lining is that so-called beautiful bloggers will stop using actual fucking crayons as makeup( yes, that is real) and giving themselves ghastly gaze infections in the process. Tiny advantages, etc. etc.

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