My hair hasnt been all-natural in nearly a decade.
Heres the thing: I f* cking cherish my mane. I am also impulsive and rarely have a bit of beautiful ADD. This have all contributed to many last-minute appointments, bimonthly keratin medications and enough bleach to cleanse every lavatory in the White House.
Up until last week, I was experiencing double process treatments every eight weeks to conserve my platinum mane. Before that, I had a jet black gremlin section. Even earlier, I rocked a fiery crimson Jessica Rabbit’ do.
Girls who colors their mane are aesthetic. Theyre strong. They believe in an alternate description of elegance. Not that girlfriends with natural locks dont, but its period for maidens of all pigments of the rainbow to shine.
We arent afraid of change.
Change is f* cking spooky. Its too sudden, sometimes happy and rarely used to refer to anything good( namely, your momma deciding to move cross-country when youre 12 because she was ready for a change ).
Girls with dyed fastenings are not only fearless in the face of change, but they also welcome it. After all, if change is something they are able to domination( for example, your whisker pigment) then theres a lotless to be afraid of.
Were better in bed.
Girl, he wasnt kidding when he tell me you were the best hes ever had.
According to a study by Nottingham Trent University, girls reported they find more confident, sexually roused, attractive and rebellious after croaking their hair.
Case in object: The first time I had sexuality in a semi-public plaza was immediately after a round of double-processing. Hey, I felt like the best version of myself and I needed to share with “the worlds”. Its not like my boyfriend was complaining.
Queen Demi Lovato wrote an entire sung praising confident maidens, and that girl has ascertained more hair emblazons than Leonardo DiCaprio has looked the vaginas of models.
According to the same study from Nottingham Trent University, girls concurred they were more likely to sing or dance in front of strangers, would ask person out, experiment with something new romantically and initiate sexuality with business partners after dying their hair.
In short, hair pigment has a similar accomplish to alcohol, in that we detect unstoppable, seductive and daring. Basically, any girlfriend after four tequila shots.
Purple? Been there, done that. Green? If Kylie did it, so can you.
Youve never met a hair complexion you were too afraid to try on your intelligence. From an ashy silver to a nearly-neon fuchsia, youve been every shadow under the sun and arent afraid to try more.
You know in the back of your recollection that no matter what happens mane thrives back, correctional hue is a circumstance, and Olaplex exists for a reason.
We are basically chemists.
Okay, maybe most of us dont have the fancy grade to back up the amount claimed, but any girl who DIY dyes has heard her shower converted into a lab each time shes itching for a change.
We pigment girlfriends have our own lingo. Developer, toner and ratio all mean something entirely different to us than they do the average person. What, did you think the toner I bought was for the printer? Yeah, okay.
We define an alternate version of beauty.
We dont have to goau natural to be beautiful. Our pink, off-color and silver fastenings are every inch as perfect as a natural mane and we desire it.
Not every definition of beautiful is cut and dry and includes Gigi Hadid as a poster daughter. We like a little bit of perimeter and when you gratify us, and you will too.