Parties Are Exploiting Condoms& Other Weird Shit As Beauty Blenders And It Needs To Stop

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Recently, a video of glamour vlogger Esther Gbudje posted a makeup tutorial in which she referred her footing with a hard simmered egg and I suspect our interrogation is…why? I intend, I get wanting to save $20 on what ultimately amounts to an interestingly molded sponge, and in the age of Pinterest, far be it from me to stop anyones attempt at a DIY project, but an egg? Certainly? Hard steamed eggs, traditionally, are not the best reeking occasions, so scratching one all of your appearance seems ticklish at best. Too like, why squander an egg? Theyre the perfect low-cal, protein-packed snack, all of which is consumed if you clothe it in blush. There are starving frameworks in Milan who would love to eat that egg right now. Maybe one of them would be willing to trade you for their allure blender. Just a thought.

And sure, the egg appears to work pretty well, taking into account the fact that its a fucking hard boiled egg, but still…why chafe an egg on your look? Like, I get applying egg whites in a look disguise or whatever, but youre telling me I should scratch a slick ass, freshly peeled egg, all over my look for…beauty?

A resounding nah to that.

EGG BLENDING SPONGE I have insured loadings of allure hacks use different things as merging sponge like, kitchen scourer, pads even condoms( I would have loved to try that but I would have to answer quantities of questions from hubby lol) so I took it a notch by using a HARD BOILED EGG Sienna had a filled day chuckling so difficult she said ‘oh Mummy you are crazy and I love it’ lol. Well regardless did it study YES it did, would I use it again hmmmm MAYBE. Would you try this hack? Yes or No. What you think? Let me know what other Instagram Beauty Hack you have tried and it actually worked for you. Do experience the video. Press Play my charities Shape Of You – Ed Sheeran #houseofsienna #shimycatsmua #universodamaquiagem_oficial #undiscovered_muas #hudabeauty #wakeupandmakeup #peachyqueenblog #motd #tudoparachicas #strictlytutorials #likeforlike #sdeventsworld #followforfollow #fakeupfix #highlightandcontour #makeupvideoss #makeupartist #liveglam #1minutemakeup #tutorials #tutorial #makeupforbarbies #instagram #makeuptutorial #makeupdolls #ibeautybar #livetutorial #makeup #makeuptutorialsx0x @makeupforbarbies @buzzfeed #beautyqueens4ever

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Mar 19, 2017 at 6:30 am PDT

And heres the thingthis egg video is not the first time the internet have sought to replace a normal glamour blender with some weird bullshit. Here are 5 other DIY beauty blenders that need to stop, like , now 😛 TAGEND

1. A Sock

So thats where all my fucking socks have gone. Crazy parties are embezzling them to up their makeup game. Gravely, if I am ever getting ready with one of my besties and she plucks out some crusty-ass sock and starts scratching it on her face, Im having her committed. Sorry Katie, youre a ward of the state now. Get your shit together and maybe well see you back under normal civilization soon.

@mayratouchofglam had the genius suggestion of applying foundation with a sock! Just tried her grace hacker and I have to say. It’s astonishing !!! This was her intuition not mine! Extend to her YouTube channel to watch the full video of her trying this method out Products: a microfiber sock( labor better than cotton, I belief) @shophudabeauty @hudabeauty flogs in Scarlett # shophudabeauty # hudabeauty @ anastasiabeverlyhills # dipbrow in taupe #anastasiabeverlyhills #AnastasiaBrows @ofracosmetics #ofracosmetics lipstick in hypno #beautyhack #vegas_nay #recent4recent #like4like #liveglam #makegirlz #makeupvideoss #makeupcoach #makeupclips #makeup #motd #wakeupandmakeup #videosfashions #tutorialsinspirations #makeupjunkie #makeuptutorials #anastasiabeverlyhills #AnastasiaBrows #brian_champagne #hacks #hairandmakeupdiary #laurag_143 #maquiagem #maquillaje

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Apr 26, 2016 at 11:12 am PDT

2. Bra inserts

Okay first of all, bra places expenditure like $40 so I dont genuinely see how this is saving you any fund. Like , not only is it weird for “youve got to” rub a silicone boob on your appearance, but there isnt even a fiscal increase attached. Bras are fucking expensive! Do you really want to hazard spoiling your favorite undergarment by going them low-key contained within blush? It draws no sense.

3. A Condom

Nope. No. No thank you. Thats gonna be a hard pass. Earnestly. Just look at the thumbnail of this video. Its grisly. If I saw someone using this in public, I would call the police. Also, wouldnt this get lube on your face? Who tf wants to get lube on their look? Unless youre into that kind of concept. Which is penalty. Simply, as a general principles, its good to keep your sexuality life separate from your makeup routine. No need to get those wires crossed.

4. A Tomato

Againwhy waste a perfectly good tomato? Its like, you could have had a yummy snack that constitutes you gaze health AF, but instead youre a literal lunatic stuck in her room rubbing fruit on her appearance. Merely seems unnecessary.

PRESS PLAY..Everyday when I’m moving on social media I find people saying the most hateful situations on someone else’s pole !.. It’s sad that people would rather spread loathe than adore in a macrocosm where none of this is real !.. At the end of the day, MAKEUP IS A FORM OF ART, and whether or not you respect the process, it takes time to sit down, preserve and then revise !.. It can take hours/ dates for content to be created just so some of you TROLLS can be entertained…If you don’t like something, KEEP SCROLLING. I promise it won’t pain that authors feelings…If someone wants to beat THEIR FACE with a condom or a Washer machine or their favorite chocolate cake then LET THEM LIVE In this video, I exploited my organization with a Roma tomatoe and also mixed out my concelear with it. I must say it applied alot better than I reckoned it would..If I had to do this challenge again, I are certainly use a smaller tomatoe. If you decide to do this Challenge then TAG ME, SO I don’t miss it !!… Live..Love..and stay Great P U R P L E H A Z E. Song ” serious” ft. @devvonterrell . . #makeupforbarbies #livingwithgratitude #makeupforwoc #contourandhighlighting #makeupfordarkskin #b4evabeauty #makeupslayageworldwide #vavabeauty #hudabeauty #1minutemakeup #allmodernmakeup #undiscovered_muas #makeupartistworldwide #eyelive4beauty #makeupforblackwomen #shimycatsmua #makeupformelaningirls #hairnbeautydirectory #celebrateyourskintone #elfcosmetics #hypnaughtymakeup #brian_champagne #bombhighlight #beautyqueens4ever #curvy_cartel #wocinspirebeauty #associationofbeauty #slave2beauty #makeupformelaningirls #makeuptutorial #makeupterrific @brian_champagne @eyelive4beauty @makeupforblackwomen @hudabeauty @thecutlife @wakeupandmakeup @allmodernmakeup @slave2beauty I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTIES TO TRY THIS CHALLENGE [ email protected] @ janiellewright @ vivalapinkposh @ glambyruna @ makeupholic_moon @ sahursart @ khloedosh @ popsugarbeauty @ fashionclip.s

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Mar 2, 2017 at 6:27 am PST

5. A Pancake

Okay now this is just plain ridiculous. Are you severely telling me that you would rather COOK PANCAKES every time you want to do your makeup, than just bite the bullet and buy a fucking beautiful blender? “Theres” knock-offs on amazon for like$ 2 that the project works merely fucking fine. Youre telling me that Im gonna have to do a full-on anytime I want to go out? No direction. All the method used would do is lead to a major increase in the amount of pancakes I feed, which voiced both delicious and carb-heavy. Im sorry, but I just cant take that risk. I have a summertime mas to maintain.

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